Napoli, Italy (2007)

Napoli (or Naples as we know it) was a bustling, busy city that paled in charm next to Capri and the Amalfi Coast. Still, there was a good museum there that most of these shots come from.

Guards of the museum.

Hercules doesn’t take crap from anybody. Especially when his bicep is as big as me.

Woman of a thousand breasts. She represents fertility. Dunno why.

Although his barber took the “flat top” too extremely, at least he has a place to keep his beer while his hands are, uh, nevermind.

Heh. I amuse myself.

Ooh yeah! Do the Egyptian!

The famed Blue Vase. Not really blue anymore though.

A grand hall.

Frogs for Talia.

This is a famous struggle to punish someone by attaching them to an angry bull. It’s also the largest single sculpture recovered from antiquity.

Different angle…

Another view.

Hmm, what could be inside “The Secret Cabinet”?

Just some vase.

And a little goat sex.

Outside on the streets of Napoli.

Texture.

A Jesuit monument.